Sunday, June 29, 2014

Things they should tell you before you start doing triathlons

1. You will always be hungry
2. You will always be tired
3. You will always be doing laundry
4. You will be broke (equipment and races aren't cheap)
5. You won't see your friends anymore (unless they also do tris)
6. The friends you don't see anymore won't care about your training
7. You will obsess over every accessory (a pedal, a watch, you name it)
8. You will find yourself peeing everywhere (in your wetsuit, on your bike)
9. You will convince yourself that absolutely HORRID energy foods/bars/drinks are actually delicious

What else?


baker said...

Chafing, lots of chafing.

Brother A said...

But gels really are delicious. Especially the "Salted Caramel" GU.